While performing my duties as a flower delivery man a state trooper pulled me over. We all make mistakes. There is no way he could have known I was minutes away from being late delivering those dozen stargazer lilies. The proper thing to do would be to extol me to drive safely and send me on my way but he had the audacity to cite me.
Now I can understand giving a ticket to this guy. This is smug Masshole JT;
That's not the guy he met though. He met pious, slightly bewildered by life and how girls don't call him back Utahn JT;
How could you give him a ticket!?
I'm sure trooper Shannon only did that because she needed an excuse to copy down your contact information so she could later stalk you and eventually (and sadly) be thrown into prison. Not good to be a cop in prison I've heard. So while she did give you a ticket she'll be reaping a much more terrible fate than you.
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