Text "Haiti" to 90999 and donate $10 to the Haiti Earthquake Relief fund. It'll will show up on your next phone bill. I will personally give a back rub to anyone who donates. (This offer excludes coworkers and the cast of Jersey Shore)
Once upon a time, two lowly and wretched flower delivery boys thought of making the world a more sarcastically enlightened one. The wearisome and tedious everyday events that mortals see as pyrite the two boys see as plutonium.
And thus with blinding agility and unmatched chit, ...Oranges Before Carrots... was born.
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