Monday, August 3, 2009

12:21 AM

If I ever have twins I'm going to tattoo half a treasure map on each of them and then separate them at a young age leaving only enough clues for them to find each other. The tattoo map will lead them on an odyssey of high jinks and self-discovery with danger around every corner. After an epic adventure they'll find the real treasure is their relationship as brothers and the value of having a father who can sell a true story to Disney.