My Charm and Wit

You might think me egocentric saying this but I've blessed with charm and wit. If you don't mind a little self-indulgence I'd like to talk about this. For the sake of ease and convenience I will refer to my charm and wit with the portmanteau of "chit". Some people are somewhat chitty. I am full of chit. I am constantly chitting people. Chances are if we meet I will chit on you. What can I say? Some people have it and some people don't. I'm a pretty chitty guy.