Charities are expensive. (small side note... cherries also are expensive) want to spend a month in El Salvador with HELP international working on various sustainable development projects? $2750 plus airfare. How about participating in a Tom's shoe drop and distributing free shoes to kids in need in Argentina? about $2000. I would need to take out a college loan to do either. I really do want to make a difference somehow, but it seems like the easiest thing would be to start up my very own non-profit organization! Upon evaluating the current areas where I feel much change and improvement is due, I have decided on an organization capable of helping EVERYONE! (drumroll) It's called Bluetooth for the Toothless. It's simple and promising. Ever been in a grocery store and been freaked out by a complete stranger asking you what kinds of diapers he should buy only to find out the alleged stranger was talking on a tiny and extremely unnecessary bluetooth headset device? or... Ever drive by an unfortunate homeless person talking to himself about how the real JFK assassin was Elvis Presley? Two seemingly unsolvable problems with an easy solution. Those bold individuals who have actually upgraded to newer ridiculous bluetooth headsets can donate their old ones to the less fortunate... thus solving two problems at once! No more uncomfortable moments amongst our bluetoothed peers in the post office or creepy moments with the stop-light windshield cleaners babbling to themselves about selling Hoover vacuums in Vietnam... well... they will still be babbling to themselves...but... you'll just assume their talking to their clients in Hanoi.Hand 'em over Becks...
i like this..
ReplyDeleteexcept that it seems like you are dissing on HELP here a little bit.. is that the case my fine fellow?
(send some of those blue tooth's down here.. there are some serious crazies)
Cherries are like $1,000,000.00 a lb. Great side note.
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