My Indian Pole Gymnastics training regiment has left me with no time for blogging but a recent sub-sacrum coccyx injury has provided me with the opportunity to write again!
Once upon a time, two lowly and wretched flower delivery boys thought of making the world a more sarcastically enlightened one. The wearisome and tedious everyday events that mortals see as pyrite the two boys see as plutonium.
And thus with blinding agility and unmatched chit, ...Oranges Before Carrots... was born.