Monday, August 3, 2009
12:21 AM
If I ever have twins I'm going to tattoo half a treasure map on each of them and then separate them at a young age leaving only enough clues for them to find each other. The tattoo map will lead them on an odyssey of high jinks and self-discovery with danger around every corner. After an epic adventure they'll find the real treasure is their relationship as brothers and the value of having a father who can sell a true story to Disney.
Sunday, August 2, 2009
Monday, July 27, 2009
Friday, July 24, 2009
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Sunday, May 17, 2009
My Charm and Wit
You might think me egocentric saying this but I've blessed with charm and wit. If you don't mind a little self-indulgence I'd like to talk about this. For the sake of ease and convenience I will refer to my charm and wit with the portmanteau of "chit". Some people are somewhat chitty. I am full of chit. I am constantly chitting people. Chances are if we meet I will chit on you. What can I say? Some people have it and some people don't. I'm a pretty chitty guy.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
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